Why I Appreciate Chick-Fila
Today is national Chick-Fila appreciation day, which means all of my fat girl dreams have come true. Support Chick-Fila without the creative efforts of a cow suit? That's an edible Olympic gold medal, my friends. My love for Chick-Fila is the strongest evidence I have to support my personal belief that Jesus will dramatically darken my skin color in the next life.
But what shall I say for now?
White girls love chicken too.
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