I am the Bruce Lee of Chinese Traffic
Hey, y'all, it's me, 冰冰. Do y'all know what's still a thing? GRAVITY.
And you know what's still truer than true? PRIDE COMETH BEFORE THE
FALL.
Here is how I know: Last week, as we were biking back from the gym at dusk, people and scooters and cars were all EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID. A girl's backpack hooked my handlebars mid-traffic jam and then at the same time a scooter bumped my back wheel but somehow I didn't fall over OHMYGOSH because #miracle and also because I was so close to a car that I just heisman(ed) myself against its hood. I pedaled away thinking to myself, I AM THE BRUCE LEE OF CHINESE TRAFFIC. I JUST NAVIGATED THAT NONSENSE LIKE. A. BOSS.
Here is how I know: Last week, as we were biking back from the gym at dusk, people and scooters and cars were all EXCEPTIONALLY STUPID. A girl's backpack hooked my handlebars mid-traffic jam and then at the same time a scooter bumped my back wheel but somehow I didn't fall over OHMYGOSH because #miracle and also because I was so close to a car that I just heisman(ed) myself against its hood. I pedaled away thinking to myself, I AM THE BRUCE LEE OF CHINESE TRAFFIC. I JUST NAVIGATED THAT NONSENSE LIKE. A. BOSS.
But then, right outside our apartments, I tried to do something simple:
GET OFF MY BIKE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. But whatever, man. This is just
how some people dismount. And of course my friends were all concerned:
Dan: First, are you okay?
Me: *laughinguncontrollably*
Dan: Emma, get your phone and take a picture, I'll hold your bike.
Emma: Don't even think about moving! I wanna take a picture for everyone's viewing pleasure.
Life, man. IT GOT ME LIKE
Dan: First, are you okay?
Me: *laughinguncontrollably*
Dan: Emma, get your phone and take a picture, I'll hold your bike.
Emma: Don't even think about moving! I wanna take a picture for everyone's viewing pleasure.
Life, man. IT GOT ME LIKE
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